| Saturday, November 29, 2003 |
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HALO HALO KAYO DIYAN!!!!
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nota bene:
1. i would like to share this blog of my wife's friend again.
2. hindi ko ito, orig--- if so, i will tell all.
3. my wife told me---joke lang ito--nobody shud be offended.
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= nag-away an dalawang tanga!
Kulas: ano ba ang gusto mo-- away o gulo?
Tomas: away na lang, para walang gulo!
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= sa hardin ng Paraiso!
Adam: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang pagtukso ng ahas na ulupong na ito!
Lord: Maging matatag ka anak-- ano ba ang tukso ng ahas sa yo?
Adam: Laging sumisigaw ng SUPOT! SUPOT! SUPOT!
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= sex talk ng anak at nanay!
Totoy: 'nay-- ano po ba 'yong sex?
Inay: ah, eh! yan ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa para magkaanak.
Totoy: ang haba naman noon inay--paano ko isusulat sa Bio Data?
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= conversation between a patient and doctor!
Pasyente: Doc! bakit ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? halos kita na ang utak ko!
Doktor: okey yan! at least--- open minded ka na ngayon!
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=usap ni sir si Inday!
Inday: sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo--- GINAHASA.
Sir: Paano mo nalaman, Inday?
Inday: kasi sir, nakalagay sa lapida nila R I P !
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= isang waitress sa airport at isang kano!
Kano: Miss, can you give me one few two?
Waitress: What--- sir?
Kano: I said--- one few two!
Waitress: Oh---puto!
Kano: Yeah--that's right.
(sa loob ng tindera, tanga Puto lang pala hah---pino- few two few two pa! makikita mo--gagantihan kita!)
Waitress: Okey, sir-- what color do you want--FEW LA OR FEW TI?
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= ambulance driver to a friend!
Amb driver: ano ang mas maraming sakay--- ambulansya o jeepney?
Friend: eh di siyempre ang ambulansya. kasi ang jeep 10 - 10 lang bawat sides, while ang ambulansya ANG SAKAY AY PARATING 50 - 50.
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= teacher to a student!
Teacher: 'ija---bakit mo dala dito yang alagang pusa moh?
Student: kasi naawa ho ako titser--- LAST NITE MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER---"I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY"!
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MEDICAL WARNING:
THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION HAS DECLARED THAT THE LONG TERMS IMPLICATIONS OF DRUGS OR MEDICAL PROCEDURES MUST BE MORE FULLY CONSIDERED. OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, MORE MONEY HAS BEEN SPENT ON BREAST IMPLANTS AND VIAGRA THAN SPENT IN ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE RESEARCH.
IT IS NOW PROJECTED THAT BY THE YEAR 2015 THERE WILL BE 50 MILLION PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND WITH HUGE BREAST AND ERECTIONS WHO CAN' T REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH THEM........
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etc....
= question: what do you call a sensitive, goodlooking, intelligent man?
= answer: a rumor...she said.
he said---since i first laid my eyes on you, i've wanted to make love to you-- really badly.
she said--- well, you succeeded.
he said--- 2 inches more and i would be KING.
she said--- 2 inches less--and you would be QUEEN.
A COUPLE IS LYING IN BED.
THE MANS SAYS:" i am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"!
THE WOMAN SAYS: " i will miss you"!
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About Me: I am now at the prime of my life
and have been married for the past 25 years.
Sickly at times, but wants to see the elixir vita,
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